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Posted by Nofartjokes - October 3rd, 2008


yeah surfing mexican with flamen valcano tacos wait wtf?????

more tacos


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 26th, 2008


WARNING THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART IF YOU ARE REALLY SCARED OF STUFF DO NOT READ THIS thank you, ok this comes form my mind to you ok here it goes Death Wish pt. 1,Andrew was only 4 at the time the worse muders in his town RiverSide Ky these muders had taken place at night the victem had always been horrbley kill guts were torn out heads riped off sometimes the body was riped to shreds no one ever found the man who did it the werid thing was it had all happened at this one house Andrew is 13 now he is still hunted by those muders he has to walk by it to get to school one day he was walking his friends Noah and Cody as they walk by the the house Noah had i idea lets go in no way said Cody are you asking to die well i think it would be fun Fun to die? Andrew said no fun to go in Noah said Noah sarted runing to the door but he noticed something a small cabin in the back yard dont go there Cody said he went in any way oh damn he never listens said Andrew they followed Noah he had gone into the cabin as they got to the door step of the cabin this bloody cry let out and and a sound of machinery kicking on and crashing riping and tairing Andrew kicked the door open and saw. to be continued next pt 2


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 20th, 2008


also know as thw winner dog the duchsund is a small fast working dog would you what one? he is cool right note he is not my dog

whats yor thought on the duchsund


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 19th, 2008


ok me and my friend Randy where jumping on my trampoline then my sister and her friends get on im friend sarts fighting them he neck slams my sister and then Amanda and Avory (Macee's friends my sister) starts runing for cover as soon as she started runing i drop kick her in the chest she was down and out and then randy nail my sister with a kick avory was in a head lock for 3 mins by me then Avory quits Macee my sister likes acting lick a cat (who in the hell did she get that from) claws Randy and she heads butts him in leg then i grap her and throw her and she hits Amanda making her fall then my sisters friends baby sister Allason shes 5 comes in there and kicks randy in the cock and then kicks me ther to than she sarts jumping on are backs as we were in pain form that dick blow and she started saying werid things like imma mah ook ook poo and tok jo winning and gooooooooo yo lose shes stupid well thats my story bye oh and please no harsh comments


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 19th, 2008


Taco yes the taco who whats it yum!

Taco!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 16th, 2008


cool right im geting one finally im geting castle crashers for my xbox 360 im really looking forward to it NG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 13th, 2008


10 Good Charlette, i dont wanna be in love 9 Kiss, i wanna rock and roll all nite 8 The last goodnight, pictures of you 7 Billy Talent, Red flag 6 Slither, Fake it 5 Fall out boy,Dance dance 4 Skid roll, 18 and life 3 FogHat, slow ride 2 The Sweet, Ballroom Blitz 1 Love, Baracuda thank you songs not listed The Gallows,In the belly of a shark and Eniem, Toy solider


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 13th, 2008


hey this is Ash my bloodhound thats my uncle Tim in that picture not me he is big isnt he he is a police dog

my bigest dog sick em boy


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 12th, 2008


it might sound dumb but im scared of chucky yes him wtf he creepes my out man someones scared of something this is what will happen when i see him note thats not a pic of me

my greatest fear


Posted by Nofartjokes - September 7th, 2008


does jaws unleashed suck im thinking about buying it can you tell if i should for some reason my sister whats me to get a hannah montana game and i said to her you would kiss her ass if she whated you to that game is a shity game com on everyone knows that she isnt the one who is singing but little girls are dumb they dont know talent when they see it