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Total Medals Earned: 172 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,380 Points

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/250 points)

Robot Chicken 5 Points

Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.

Get on with it 25 Points

Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.

Blizzeta Screamer 5 Points

Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"

Red Link Bloopers 5 Points

Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.

Chuck Norris 10 Points

Click on one of the statues during the scene.

Find the Sign Guy 25 Points

Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.

Zelda Bonus Scene 25 Points

After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.

Dark Link's Milk 50 Points

When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.

Sarias Song 100 Points

Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Brawl Royale

Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)

NoLegs 5 Points

Silly cat, get off ma lawn.

Red Mage 5 Points

That's not even a real sword.

Tonberry 5 Points

Go back to your cave.

Yoko 5 Points

Farukon Paaansh.

Black Waltz 10 Points

Wololo.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Lazarus 10 Points

Ma gun's bigger.

Mecha 25 Points

Systems failure imminent.

Natalie 25 Points

Go back to kitchen.

Canti 50 Points

Master the guitar.

Masochist 50 Points

Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.

Goku 100 Points

Save the universe from evil.

Bunny Invasion: Easter

Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/500 points)

BULLET SPENDER 5 Points

Use 500 bullets.

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! 5 Points

Kill 50 bunnies.

FAT WALLET 5 Points

Spend £10,000.

TICK, BOOM! 5 Points

Use a grenade.

AAARGH! 10 Points

Go into RAGE.

BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points

Use a remote explosive.

SEXY ASS 10 Points

Get someone naked!

ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points

Kill the bunny man.

HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points

Kill the Easter bunny.

JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points

Fully Upgrade the assistant.

KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points

Kill the super bunny.

NICE SCORE 50 Points

Get a high score of 10,000,000.

TROPHY BOY 50 Points

Get all trophies!

YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points

Purchase all weapons.

EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points

Get a high score of 14,000,000.

SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points

Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/140 points)

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Crush the Castle: PP

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/285 points)

Castle Hater 5 Points

Beat all castles in Black Shores

Tutorial Smasher 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Black Shores

Castle Pusher 5 Points

Beat all castles in Umbria

Castle Crusher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Betsonia

Castle Destroyer 10 Points

Beat all castles in Dante Flats

Castle Smasher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Wintervale

Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Umbria

Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Wintervale

No Survivors 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats

Resistance is Futile 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Betsonia

I Hate Castles 50 Points

Crush all castles

Gold Medalist 100 Points

Get gold medals in all castles.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion