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Posted by Nofartjokes - June 5th, 2010


asscrabs! watch out for those ass humpers Gordon

gmod is awesome


Posted by Nofartjokes - May 29th, 2010


last week I broke my arm (my left arm but I am not a left handed so I can still write) I was riding my bike down my street and I come to a big ass hill. I thought it wouldn't hurt to ride down it so I go down the hill I start picking up speed so I put on the brakes and they are not working and there is a car coming I got out of its way in time and then I fell went sliding a couple feet. Got a nasty road burn and at the time I didn't know my arm was broken lucky there is some good people in my neighborhood they helped me up and got me to my home so I go to the doctor get some scans the nurse said the bone was cracked still had to put on a cast. The bone will heal as soon as school is over but now everyday tasks are harder.


Posted by Nofartjokes - May 21st, 2010


It happened after I got on the bus 4 cops came down the road with sirens on and then they pull in at the schools road. I know they went to my school because my school is the only building on that road. Some kid on my bus said there was a school shooting but I highly doubt that why would be a school shooting AFTER school I guess I will find out Monday? This year has been kind of crazy.


Posted by Nofartjokes - May 14th, 2010


Gentlemen? who is ready to die?

it seems we came to a stand still


Posted by Nofartjokes - May 1st, 2010


Well the school year is almost over and for some reason my school has had 8 fights in one week. I have no idea why every one is fighting its mostly the jocks. Usually when you know why there fighting its for some stupid reason for example they just might fight because they can. A lot of fights end up with nothing more than a bloody nose. So to make fun of the jocks I will be making a contest to see who can make the most funnest reply to this post about the jocks at my school who fight all the time and the winners will be featured on my next post.

outbreaks of fights


Posted by Nofartjokes - April 16th, 2010


i wanted to make a new post


Posted by Nofartjokes - April 9th, 2010


my school only gave us one day for spring break it sucks we did miss a whole month of school. with was epic while it lasted.


Posted by Nofartjokes - April 3rd, 2010


Yesterday was the 2nd of April and in my town the temp got to 88 degrees I mean shouldn't April be a mild month damn if global warming is true its really working on melting them ice caps.


Posted by Nofartjokes - April 2nd, 2010


shit, and his on Ng he is Rapstar23 and he is spamming me he actually goes to my school but N00bs will be N00bs its funny how he thinks he has the upper hand. WTF? Lol

I think a dude is stalking me


Posted by Nofartjokes - March 27th, 2010


Kansas has got defeated and people are changing them brackets so how you saying is going to win it. I have a good feeling about Kentucky.